Meet the Dorky Porkys: First digital lucky charms

They’re weird as hell and will bring you just one thing: fortune! And a piggish lot of it too, if you do it right. Dorky Porkys are piggy good luck charms. (in whatever verse you’re in, especially the real one) Born in the universe just left of ours, each Dorky Porky has become accidentally stranded here. They seem to have lost at least one of their dimensions forever and cannot return. Each of the 9999 multidimensional Dorky Porkys is entirely unique in look and style and some are really rare. They all have their own, distinctive personality. You won't find their character under the propositions. You'll have to find it out for yourself. Collect at least one, talk to them, let them protect you from bad energies (some say, they feed on bad vibes) but never ever take their dorky advice seriously if they start talking to you. Always keep at least one Dorky Porkys in your wallet to benefit from their luck attraction. We practically give them away because we want to make happiness available to everyone who can use it. Dorky Porkys are therefore not suitable for trade, because what kind of maniac is stupid enough to sell their luck? ARE YOU READY TO BE HAPPY? WELCOME TO THE WORLD OF DORKY PORKYS.